Sagittarius Nov 22-Dec 21
Jägermeister is a German digestif made by Mast-Jägermeister (1935). It’s made with 56 herbs and spices at a strength of US 70 proof so when you drop the spicy burn into a glass of beer you pretty much create ground zero, hence the name JagerBomb. This month dear Sag, be aware of projects that start off with a great deal of force which quickly evaporate your time and energy. They may become costly during the new moon and solar eclipse. If you keep your cosmic antenna in tone you will avoid all dangers, and end the month lucky, maybe even win some money to shelter you from the blast.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19
You may be too potent and misunderstood to relate with your collaborators with Saturn in retrograde mid-month, dear Cap. Like the Chinese liquor, Baijiu also known as shaojiu, translated as “white wine”, in fact a strong distilled spirit of sorghum, generally about 40–60% alcohol by volume – you can be tricky. Be mindful of the people who follow your lead and tend to their direction until they reach the collaborative goals with you. Your way of thinking may lead others to swerving off the main road.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
Pop the cork! Dear Aquarius, like Champagne, developed by the Benedictine monk Dom Pérignon (1638–1715) who’s goals were to produce a pale and bubble less version of wine, your projects may start off similar to the projects those around you but they wont stay that way. Yours will quickly develop into something of its own, allowing you to burst some bubbles. The New Moon on the 20th keeps you close to those who you have most in common with, but still you will rise to the top and you won’t end up drained and left hurting after the project is done.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
Historically this month, Mercury combines with Neptune on the 18th to help you with patience and wisdom. Be conservative as an Old Fashioned (1880s) made by muddling sugar with bitters inside of whiskey, brandy, or gin, and served with a twist of citrus rind. Stand firm and steady on your beliefs and you will find you’re as solid as an ice block. But be advised, when making vital decisions if you hesitate too much the decisions will end up being made for you and if you act too fast you may actually cause a ripple effect in the universe – and you don’t want that.
Aries March 21-April 19
Mars and Uranus in Aries is hot. Like the Monkey Gland, a classic drink from the 1920s you can make out of gin, fresh orange juice, splash of Absinthe and a little pomegranate grenadine, you’ll be more than ready for the fast track. The drink’s name was inspired by the experiments of surgeon Serge Voronoff who performed in an arena on primates while testing his “male enhancement” concoctions. No one knows just what hijinks you’ll get into but don’t be surprised if your project takes off with a great stride, and ends up in a lucky streak.
Taurus Apr 20 – May 20
Don’t do anything less than outrageous when having fun with friends this month dear Taurus. With Venus entering Taurus mid-month you’ll want to enjoy group projects that allow you to travel…Treat yourself to plenty of Margaritas,
“The Best Mexican Cocktail
in Baja California.”
During Prohibition people made their way South across the border for the popular alcoholic
beverage consisting of tequila, triple sec, lime or lemon juice, served with salt on the rim of the glass. The drink is served shaken with ice or without ice (straight up) and made it a lot easier to watch the bull fights.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
A century ago, World War I brought us a cocktail of champagne, cognac, and lemon. The “French 75”, American slang for a 75-mm field gun used to support French Air Troupes like Lt. Raoul Lufbery, who allegedly spiked his bubbly with cognac for extra oomph. War is hell….and Gemini Moon and Mercury go to battle on the 25th encouraging people to become emotionally charged about everything. Only new exciting projects this month help boost your energy and keep you level headed long enough to take advantages of opportunities.
Cancer June 21-July 2
You’re just one chapter away from a whole new life dear Cancer. Embrace the change, you’ve been reading the same book for far too long. Style, grace and class. Instead of a Kamikaze try a more Cosmopolitan (1903-1933) approach to life. The New Moon and Solar Eclipse is sure to show you a brighter world once you let your shaken and strained mix of Gin, Cointreau, lemon juice and homemade raspberry Syrup, get topped off with a lemon twist. There may even be a chance for romance toward the end of the month. If you’re interested in someone, don’t be afraid to make your move just try your best to be more subtle.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
The altered consciousness produced by wine has been considered religious since its origins in China circa 7000-6600 BC, becoming UBER important to the Mesopotamia, Egypt, Phoenician, Greek, and Roman civilizations all great civilizations with lots of cash flow. The Solar eclipse urges you stay calm and confident especially when it comes to spending for your projects. Let the money flow in and out like the grapes of wrath and soon your barrels will be full of a spiritually potent blend of faith and extra doe.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22
Beer is one of the oldest and most loved alcoholic beverages humans have ever created dating back 9500 years BC to the sandgasmic lands Egypt and Iran. The process of draining the fermented molt off of wheat and barley coupled with yeast may have been the savior of all man-kind. And how did beer and man survive so long? Because beer is so important to our survival that humans refused to die before they recorded the beer making process, on walls, tablets, scrolls, silks, and even tree stumps…and then there was Football. Like beer, dear Virgo your projects have the potential to become honored, immortalized and recreated by many admirers all over the world. Take advantage of this month’s Full Moon as it opens the flood gates for admiration offering you a chance to form deeper bonds with your most favorite collectors.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 22
Hmmm…your lucky stars suggest your drink is water this month dear Libra. That’s not to say you cant enjoy alcoholic beverages. The cosmos is just suggesting that you drink plenty of water before or after those beverages. The Full Moon, may make it harder for you keep your mind, body and spirit pure. Be good to yourself and try not to over indulge…There’s nothing wrong with pacing yourself and everybody loves the designated driver.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
“Sex on the Beach!? Well this is Cali…and there are laws…But no matter what the warmer weather will encourage you to tote less and show more of your – bodies of work. You can let go of your inhibitions with Mercury in Pisces this month toning your ability to read people and situations. You’re like a frisky glass of peach schnapps, vodka, gin, rum, and triple sec finished off with a blast of Blue Curacao, first mixed on a beach in Florida (1987) only later, left empty, in the sand as the sun comes up. I know, you don’t remember, but still, with your personality and willingness it will be easy to find more intimate collectors whenever you’re ready to show off your exhibition again.