Aquarius (January 20-February 18):
How awesome it must be to be an Aquarius in the Age of Aquarius??? Look deep within yourself and you will find you’re most like Stan Lee’s “Amazing Spider Man” (1962). You enjoy time alone as does the web – slinging orphan, and find yourself often having to deal with overly needy partners or jealous opponents who want to capture you and put you in a box…But can you blame them? You never let anyone down, and your super strength and agility, makes it easy for others to want to cling to you or be trapped inside your web. You’re best stuck with Gemini, and Aquarius. Use your Spidey sense when it comes to Gemini and Sag.
Pisces (February 19-March 20):
Like Joe Simon and Jack Kirby’s Captain America (1941). This month will bring a major transformation, except this time it will affect your love life. The change will be beneficial for your emotional growth and unleash a super enhanced new version of yourself. Power conflicts are likely but your heart will be like an indestructible shield protecting you from any foe. When the transformation is complete you will be able to handle any situation without feeling emotionally drained. In the end you will be as calm as a baby and as cold as ice. Your strongest allies are Taurus, Cancer and Virgo. Get ready for war with Scorpio, Gemini and Sag.
Aries (March 21-April 19):
Square Enix video game Tomb Raider (1996) about “an adventurer who ventures into ancient, hazardous tombs and ruins around the world” is pretty similar to how your love life has been so far dear Aries. You’re as determined to find true love as you are charming. This month will give you confidence and a boost of energy levels to help you seek out people that you find quite pleasurable. You’ll find a treasure chest with Gemini, and Sag. Booby traps are set by Leo and Aquarius.
Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Remember Takashi Nishiyama and Hiroshi Matsumoto’s Street Fighter character Sakura Kasugano (1987)? Like her, others only notice you for what you do–and not for what you don’t do–so keep it positive and keep creating a better and more lovable Taurus. Now is also a great time to earn recognition for past efforts. Take charge of matters of the heart because love is what keeps you the most energetic, cheerful, and positive, especially when it comes to the art of love and war. You’re ready to put your heart on the frontlines for Cancer, Virgo and Capricorn but may end up doomed on the battlefield with Libra and Aries.
Gemini (May 21-June 20):
With feelings running so deep and dueling personalities to handle them, you have to feel like Molly Mayne aka Harlie Quin (1940) never really sure why you are doing things for love but still having loads of fun while you’re doing them. While some see you as a devoted spouse others may see you as a mandolin-playing super-villain with diabolic plans to trip them up. You’re all laughs with Aries, Leo and Libra but your plans are foiled with Virgo and Pieces.
Cancer (June 21-July 22):
It’s Cat Scratch Fever for you this month dear Cancer, like Cat Woman, created by Bob Kane (1940) your known for having complex love-hate relationships. She’s a whip-carrying burglar with a taste for high-stake thefts and you’re a nurturing intuitive, who’s imaginative yet shrewd. Still with love, for both of you, curiosity kills the cat when you’re able to find that one person who can make you really purrrrr. You’re purring like a kitten with Taurus, Virgo and Scorpio but Libra and Aries are your catnip…be careful!
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
Jerry Robinson, Bill Finger, and Bob Kane’s, Joker (1940) is one of the most iconic characters in pop culture. Unfortunately Leo, your bright, frothy and beautiful light cannot hold a candle to your Lion’s urge for power and dominance. If you’re not center of attention and getting what you want out of a relationship, you won’t think twice about thinking up a fiendish plot to get out of it, but at least you love the idea of ‘being in love’. Laugh it up Jokie! You’re comedic timing is dead on with Gemini, Libra and Sag but your jokes only get the applaud of crickets and frogs at the show with Scorpio and Taurus.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Pikachu of Pokémon created by Ken Sugimori (1996) is the life of the party and like you dear Virgo, there when you need him. Fast, furious, cuddly? and ready to fight for love. This month’s solar eclipse will have you charged up for keeping the electricity in the bedroom. Virgos are very well organized and they aim to please. To attract a Virgo, you’ll need to impress them with lots of facts and details, but once you’ve capture their hearts they’ll be your love pet forever. You’re all cute and cuddly with Aries, Leo and Libra but Sag and Gemini can sometimes give you quite a shock.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Oh, why are you so mean Scorpio? Well, because, Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and intensity. Just like Storm (1975), by artist Dave Cockrum, a witch-priestess with white hair, blue eyes, and a natural gift for sorcery, when love strikes you, it creates a powerful whirlwind of udder and complete drama. You fly high and don’t care about the risk. Just be careful that when the storm is over and you finally come down that everything that was magical about the relationship hasn’t been washed up, swept away, soggy, or just plane flat out broken. You’re as cool as a summer’s breeze with Cancer, Virgo and Cap but you’re anger grows as relentless as a hurricane with Leo and Aquarius.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):
What’s more powerful than Honesty…Trustworthy. Protective & Loyalty? Look Up in the Sky! ….It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s..it’s..you dear Sag. Like Superman, by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster (1933), you will have much success in your love adventures. You have every power known to man but your most awesome power is your ability to see through any situation when it comes to love quarrels. You almost should wear a cape because you know just what to do, and you’re always right in time to save the romance. Becareful who you give your heart to however, Cancer and Virgo shine like the Sun while Aquarius and Pieces quickly turn into Krytonite.
Libra (September 23- October 22):
Like Goku of Dragon Ball (1984), written and illustrated by Akira Toriyama, your love is one of the most powerful forces on Earth. When you fall in love it’s like a head injury as a child that scrambles your programming, that makes you grow up innocent, pure of heart, and ready to fight for good. Honestly Libra, you’re only weakness is your trusting nature. You’re the first to find the good in a person before others and the first to get heartbroken because of it. Be safe in love out there – it’s not like you have an extinct extraterrestrial Dragon Ball in your pocket to back you up. Your furious use of love energy flows with Gemini, Leo and Sag but you should beam yourself away from Aries and Libra.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): We’re not sure if this is a picture of Sheev Palpatine aka Darth Sidious from Star Wars or Apocalypse from the X-men, but it really doesn’t matter Capricorn because you can be just as stubborn as both of them when it comes to giving up control in a relationship. Like both evil über-menaces, you respect only those who are strong enough to survive hardships and conflicts, even if you’re the cause of the conflict…And worse …your silent treatment, definitely like the Emperor, who doesn’t say very much. But, when your love finally does appear, at least we know its part of your ultimate master plan. You’ll contemplate all millennia on how to get to Taurus, or Cancer, but Sag and Libra make you want to destroy the everything and go back to hiding out on the Darkside.